The case of the missing condoms…

Newly-wed couple.  Wife, sexy, beautiful, and successful.  Husband, less successful, and with the early beginnings of a beer stomach, totally un-sexy.

Husband wears panties and female clothing, licks boots, sucks heels, likes being made to do certain perversions, wants to be kicked in the balls, spanked, and enjoys arse licking.  He habitually masturbates, looking at porn, and spends hours finding ways to degrade himself under my mentor-ship.

Wife attends social events for work, meets interesting people, is looked up to. She enjoys flirting, wearing sexy, not slutty,  clothing.  She enjoys going out, and has gained more confidence since starting the relationship.  Not dominant, but has been persuaded to take a more dominant role in order for husband to become erect.

Husband goes on a week’s holiday with a mate.  Returns, and going through wife’s underwear drawer (probably  to put on her panties), to his total surprise, finds a box of condoms with several condoms missing.

Case investigation:

they do not use condoms, so why is the box there?
If they don’t use condoms, why are several condoms missing from the box?
Why is the box hidden away?
When were the condoms purchased?

The husband leaves the box where it is and begins a daily watch on what amounts to probable evidence.

A few days later… 2 more missing condoms.

Husband believes wife is happy and couldn’t possibly cheat on him.  I say the truth is in the box, but this case is still under investigation.

 

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Erotic and Hypnotic. Most of us have fantasized at some point of doing something daring, erotic, naughty, in an elevator. Well, this artistic ad. compaign by Lascivious certainly takes this to new heights!

Take me all the way up.

 

just an aside… on porn

Occasionally, I will be directed to a blog or website to comment and give my interpretation of a photo or video.  For the most part, it’s porn (of course): Girl on Girl, Guy on Guy, BBC., Cuckolds Galore, Sissies gone Wild, Strapped on Dominatrices,  Sluts, Hot Wives, and on and on.  And then I come back to mine and well, mine is Uber-tame in visual hardware.  But this got me thinking… is there a such a thing as over-kill regarding pornography?
Remember when you had to really search to find something naughty, graphic, explicit, SURPRISING, in photos and videos.  Was the hidden chase for it more exciting then? Now,  just type in a word like ‘cock’, hit ‘image’ on Google, and you’ll just about see it all – explicit, hardcore sex, and it’s FREE!  Tons of it.  Gallons of it.  For the average porn surfer, does every photo, every act, every angle, every thrust, every suck, every hole, eventually become so predictable as to become… boring?
When I first started out on Niteflirt, the only photo I had up was of London’s Big Ben, and I rose very quickly to the top of list.  I was rather proud of that, only because, it was my brain and not my boobs that took me there.  I’ve always been more interested in the mind-fuck, the mind-games, and the visceral rather than the visual experience.So, basically, to get to the point, has the surfeit of  free porn killed the thrill….guy-watching-porn

 

 

 

 

 

or not?

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